Individual Results May Vary

Male Patron: I need some Rogaine.

Me: Excuse me?

MP: [rubbing his head with an index finger] I need some Rogaine to fill in my hair. It's thin. Here ... and here. See? Jeez.

Me: ...

MP: [pointing at my head] Do you have any Rogaine at home? Maybe I could borrow some.

Me: [suddenly feeling insecure about my appearance] No ... No, I don't.