Apropos of Nothing

A Female Patron stops by the reference desk after leaving the public computers area.

FP: I had fun on the Internet today.

Gathered librarians: [silence]

FP: Hey, I had fun on the Internet today. I was trying to gross this girl out. I think her name is Sara.

A librarian: Oh, okay.

FP: I told her I was gay.

Gathered librarians: [stunned silence]

FP: But I'm not really gay. Are you gay [other male librarian]?

OML: [off-guard] Uh, no.

FP: [leaving] I've got to go get my groceries ... I should get a dress ... [other unintelligible muttering] ...